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Joke of the Day

"it's been 12 years since Shrek came out, I still can't get over the fact that Donkey had sex with a dragon.."

"How do the Chinese decide on their next porn star? They hold an erection..."

"Have you heard about the sensitive burglar? He takes things personally."

"I am one bottle of shower gel away from being able to open my own Christmas gift shop in my shower."

"Excited for Tuesday. Inception is releasing a DVD, inside of a Bluray, inside of a digital copy, inside of a dream, inside of BestBuy."

"People always say to do exercise, I do Breathing... Could I be more WORKING!"

"What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

"Read at own Risk "

"1940 I met my first love. 1942 I met my second. Then I met my third at 1948. It's been a hectic evening."

"Why did the hipster die? someone told him billions of people were alive."