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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar... Ouch!"
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"What starts with F and ends with UCK FIRETRUCK!1!1!1!!!1!1!!!!1!1!1!!!!1!1!1!!"
"How does a one liner hurt its readers? With its punchline"
"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it"
"[OC] Alright, here's my new year's resolution... Stop being late"
"Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!"
"Kind of sad that old people, who have the least amount of time left, are the ones wasting the most time typing in ""http://www."""
"For some reason, the Disney movie ""101 Dalmatians"" was much more popular than it's sequel ""Picking up Dog Shit for Eternity."""
"How do you get four old ladies to say the F word? Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!"
"[wife frustrated] ""at least I didn't hook up the toilet wrong and tell everyone it's a bidet"""