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Joke of the Day
"Don't ever do that again knock know who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? .... You said you'd never forget"
Next Joke
"Bird pokemon must live in mexico because today a local pointed at me and said pinche joto. (The j has an h sound dummy)"
"[first time ever watching a movie] How do these people keep moving from one location to another so fast"
"What does rare chicken meat taste like? Salmonella"
"What do all battered women have in common? (In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen."
"I'm never gonna tell the person I'm meeting up with that you said hi."
"What do you call a watchful potato? A spectater."
"Now let me tell you a joke about a hair dryer... ... nah nevermind. It blows."
"""What's your name?"" ""Colin Fucking Wilson."" ""Have you got Tourrettes?"" ""No, but the Vicar at my Christening did."""
"If my teacher saw me staring at her from behind Then I was staring at her ass"