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Joke of the Day

"So a redhead says to her blonde friend... ""I just slept with a Brazilian."" the blonde says, ""You slut! How many is a brazilion?"""

"I wasn't sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and sh*t myself."

"What do you call an airplane that flies backwards? a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha"

"All conspiracy theories are false. They're cooked up by the government to distract people from what they're doing."

"Synonym is just another word for a word that means the same thing as another word."

"Meet Brian, my monkey butler. He's gonna help out around the office. *Monkey flinging office equipment out the window* Brian hates clutter."

"A father and son go fishing... Son: Dad, what do we do first? Father: We get this clickbait here and we throw it into the ocean. Son: Then what happens? Father: What happens next will shock you."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard. I just got laid."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender. Not because 7-8-9."

"Baby you're so cute you made my page 404."