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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an airplane that flies backwards? a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha"

"What's the definition of a surprise? A fart with a lump in it"

"Did it hurt when YOU fell from heaven? If so, contact the law offices of Leon Molowitz, and get the monetary compensation you deserve!"

"Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable? A Leek!"

"There are 2 things I hate in this world... People who can't count."

"This guy in my office is a little paranoid and it's making it that much harder to poison him."

"I always make it a point to become friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime."

"Mrs.Potato seemed genuinely upset that her husband was missing, but the smell of French fries in her kitchen made the detectives suspicious."

"""Sorry I didn't have a chance to clean up the place,"" I say as I wave dismissively at the chalk outline drawn on the living room floor."

"never trust quotes from the Internet ~Abraham Lincoln"