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Joke of the Day

"All conspiracy theories are false. They're cooked up by the government to distract people from what they're doing."

"I just don't get bukkake It goes straight over my head."

"The CS:GO Joke. In a COMP match in CSGO how many people does Olofmeister kill? Olofem"

"Dark humour is like food. Not everybody gets it."

"Jake Roper from Vsauce 3 is cancer. too soon?"

"NEW! TOP 100 TAZERS IN AMERICA!! #45 WILL SHOCK YOU!"

"Fellas, here's a flirting tip: If a girl plays with her hair while taking to you, it means she has lice and you should stay away from her."

"things I'm passionate about: The Rule of Threes, self referential humor, and the Oxford comma."

"Fresh and Funny! Hey Sue, what do you say to a nice walk? Oh Harry, that would be lovely! Wonderful. Could you bring me some beer and cigarettes on your way back?"

"Dad: ""A little bird told me you are doing drugs"" Son: ""You're talking to birds, and I'm the one doing drugs?"""