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Joke of the Day

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard. I just got laid."

"If you could travel the world with only one person, who would that be? Dora. She has like everything in her backpack."

"Want to hear my impression of an extractor fan? I used to really love tractors."

"What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other? ""Nothing personal."""

"Shoutout out to maps. I don't know where in the world I'd be without them"

"RT if u ever stare at a computer screen for so many hours that ur body ceases to exist and u live entirely within a virtual reality"

"My brothel has no regular customers... People just cum and go."

"If you watch Jeopardy backwards... ... it becomes a show where people pay money to ask questions."

"I don't really like coffee It's just not my cup of tea"

"""I OBJECT!!!"" The defendant screams in court. The judge gives him a very emotional hug and says ""no... you human""."