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Joke of the Day

"A father and son go fishing... Son: Dad, what do we do first? Father: We get this clickbait here and we throw it into the ocean. Son: Then what happens? Father: What happens next will shock you."

"Jews would love to believe in Santa.. ..but they're not fans of anybody that keeps a list with peoples names on it."

"I thought The Walking Dead was having a special tonight.... Turns out it was just The Rolling Stones performing at the 12/12/12 concert."

"I brought a pet iguana home from the pet store... I think there's something wrong with him because he's very lethargic and I can't get him up. It must be a reptile dysfunction."

"You're the only one who understands me, last remaining sleeve of Oreo cookies."

"Epic camping trip last weekend!! It was in tents."

"I was astonished to learn that the meat in Subway was slaughtered in a traditional Muslim way. I mean how the fuck do they fit a rucksack on a cow?"

"Between all the plane crashes and their infamous driving... I'm beginning to think Asians are just bad at transportation."

"Stacy wanted to keep our relationship professional That's when I knew she was a prostitute."

"what do u call a native guy with one leg not even"