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Joke of the Day
"Baby you're so cute you made my page 404."
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"What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse? Shake it off"
"Preparing a work evaluation for someone who adds shit to my day on a regular. Wondering if ""inbred whackadoodle"" paints a full picture."
"Any leftover cabbage can and will be shredded and mixed with mayo - Cole's Law"
"I think I might be famous because twitter just asked me to verify my account. Does this mean I have to do coke now?"
"We need to run the government like a business. Specifically a Quizno's with a bat infestation, staffed by emotionally unbalanced retirees."
"Cells multiply by dividing."
"do bird watchers not know about tv"
"Jihad balloons are my favorite They blow themselves up"
"My dogs name is Nama Only reason is so I can say:""Nama stay"""