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Joke of the Day
"Baby you're so cute you made my page 404."
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"In 2017, every TV show's marketing plan will be to add a Trump parody character so he's compelled to watch & cry on twitter about it."
"People always say, ""Its the little things in life you treasure""... But whenever I'm naked, girls always laugh."
"The tongue twister... The wife asks her husband: -Hey, do you know any tongue twisters? -Yes, penis. -Penis? thats not a tongue twisfhndnfasdfnghfgh"
"why Palestinians have the fastest computers? coz they have RAM-allah"
"Do you need help transporting a lot of animals overseas? Because I Noah guy"
"A Higgs boson walks into a church, ""We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!"" shouts the priest. ""But without me, how can you have mass?"" asks the particle."
"I used to hang out with a guy who was covered in mushrooms. He was an all around fun guy."
"Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."
"Not tryin to impress anyone BUT the priest did just say I had the ""body of Christ"" right before he fed me a cracker. Gym has been paying off"