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Joke of the Day
"What is the most said band name during the holidays? U2"
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"any man with a ponytail is never more than 15ft away from a katana at any given time"
"What did the male potato chip say to the female potato chip? Are you Frito-lay?"
"The 21st century: Deleting history is often more important than making it."
"[NSFW] I like my men like I like my coffee liquified in my favorite mug"
"How does a feminist ask for Halloween candies? Trigger Treat."
"mom: Why are your eyes red? Are you high!? [flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's ""Love Story"" in the car on the way over] me: Yes"
"The reason old men use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly."
"I'm so glad that Twitter keeps track of my number of posts. It is so refreshing to be able to properly quantify my wasted time."
"You know what else has a 2-0 score between the USA and Germany? The world wars"