152947
Joke of the Day
"Warning: objects in your rear may feel larger than they they appear."
Next Joke
"What do you call a fat Irish family? The o'Beses."
"I hate waiting in line. I wish this guy would hurry up and pick a suspect."
"What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist? By selling your guitar."
"I need Irish jokes, pronto! Just 'cause"
"*chad kroeger walks through metal detector at airport* TSA agent: I've never seen this low of a reading"
"What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already? Mistress: Are you done yet? Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige..."
"What do you call a black astronaut? Invisible"
"Duct Tape Turning ""No no no"" into ""mmm mmm mmm"""
"A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. ""Have you had any bites?"" asked the second man. ""Yes lots"" replied the first one ""but they were all mosquitoes."""