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Joke of the Day

"any man with a ponytail is never more than 15ft away from a katana at any given time"

"I called a guy with dwarfism a 'midget' He was a little offended"

"Your mom must study Reverse-Judo. She keeps throwing herself at bad men."

"Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified. *-Anthony Jeselnik, Shakespeare*"

"I don't need a hot tub, I prefer for a mildly attractive tub with a great sense of humor and a good job."

"How many Hillary Clinton fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Hillary Clinton fans prefer to stay in the dark."

"What do you call a gay Jamaican? A Pokemon."

"People who are afraid of pedophiles Need to grow up"

"Apparently it's 'inappropriate' to show up at your therapist's home to swim in her new pool even though your 'boundary issues' paid for it."

"What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it? Coconut"