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Joke of the Day
"What did the male potato chip say to the female potato chip? Are you Frito-lay?"
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"2 cannibals... ...are eating. One turns the other and says ""You know, I really don't like my sister."" The other cannibal replies ""Fine then, try the pot pie."""
"You can say that Hodor was Branwashed."
"What do you call an orgy with drummers? A gang bang."
"Everyone complains about the weather but noone's sacrificing a virgin to change it either."
"Where do cows go on movie night? To the moooovie night."
"Come on iPhone! It's someone, not semen. Now my mom thinks I'll find semen to help me. Related: I'm looking for semen to help me."
"NSFW The joke you'd never tell someone in person. I'll start What does a baby's vagina smell like? *Lean in, blows softly in your face*"
"How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower? 100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is."
"Cement your reputation as the office Romeo by committing suicide over an underage girl you've been seeing for less than a week."