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Joke of the Day
"The reason old men use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly."
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"I like my sex like I like my belts... If it's not tight enough, I'll move it to another hole ."
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"I love babies... ...but I can't finish a whole one."
"All new Hell's Kitchen tonight. Going to get into the spirit by hanging out in the kitchen and scream at my wife while she cooks dinner."
"Tweets got stolen. * Everybody looks at the new black dude following *"
"Do you know how our planet got it's name? Cause if you do, please tellus"
"I took an IQ test. The results were negative."
"My neighbours are very loud when they have sex. And that's bad for my insomnia. Last night I was so fed up I had to scream their safety word."