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Joke of the Day
"Don't forget to cut me off so you can be the first person to the red light."
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"How did the tugboat get aids... It was rear-ended by a fairy."
"Sometimes I tell myself that everything that I've been through in life is totally worth it. Then I laugh hysterically."
"Just did some crunches while hugging my cat Just trying to get purrfect abs"
"Do you ever just stop and think about how snowmen standing out in the snow is like humans standing outside while it rains bits of flesh"
"What did the letter "" O "" say to the letter "" Q "" ? Dudddeee.....your dicks out!"
"What's got no teeth and smells? The gearbox in the wife's car..."
"Steven Gerrard has had the worst ending for a Captain Since the Titanic!"
"My girlfriend and I were arguing and she asked me to see things from her point of view So I went to the kitchen and looked out the window."
"You know what really grinds my gears? I'll see myself out"