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Joke of the Day
"Just did some crunches while hugging my cat Just trying to get purrfect abs"
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"I like my coffee just how I like my slaves Free."
"What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed fry fry again!"
"What came first the chicken or the egg? The rooster."
"X is An Independent Variable That don't need no Y."
"I thought it was funny teaching my parrot racial slurs, but I was horrified after reading his ""Race War Manifesto"""
"What color do Smurfs turn if you choke them?"
"If you're OCD and you know it, wash your hands."
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney."
"They're just making up new weather with this 'thunder snow' shit. Next we'll have 'earthquake rain' or 'sunny darkness' or some shit."