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Joke of the Day
"What's got no teeth and smells? The gearbox in the wife's car..."
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"How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? ""I don't know but I can look it up for you."""
"What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common? They're both tree fellers."
"I'm thinking about opening a sports themed strip club. Gonna call it The Press Box."
"Don't feel sad...don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too..."
"What's the cheat code for Friday?"
"Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving."
"My daughter is such a happy little person she giggles in her sleep, which makes me worry that somehow she's not my biological offspring"
"i feel the most connected to other human beings when were making subtle eye contact about someones outrageous stank on the subway"
"Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause? because he only came once a year"