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Joke of the Day
"""I just threw up in my mouth a little."" - Cows"
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"My suit made entirely of Hello Kitty Bandaids did not help me much at my hospital interview. Apparently you have to go to medical school."
"Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny. I am not sorry."
"When ever My wife is cooking, I like to walk up behind her, slowly stroke her hair and whisper into her ear... ""Let's order a pizza."""
"What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese."
"love Boyfreind "" Honey, your chest is so flat, but your hole is sooo tight"" girlfreind "" Get off my back!"""
"more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of Beyonce running through your veins"
"Who earns a living driving their customers away? A taxi driver"
"Happy Greek Easter! Which Greek God loved to collect animals? Zoos"
"Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory."