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Joke of the Day

"You know what really grinds my gears? I'll see myself out"

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? It was 2 tired..."

"Classic Why don't blind people like to go skydiving? Because it scares the dogs!"

"People at my work name their food.. .. today I ate a lasagna named Peter"

"Who busted you out of Iraq? Well actually, I-ran"

"What do you call two siblings that take your money? Fine brothers"

"I hate it when homeless people shake their cups of money at me I get it, you have more money than me. No need to rub it in"

"As 1000 year old necromancers, my wife and I have debated a lot. Like with the war in the middle east, she thinks it's justified, but then I bring up the dead."

"Good thing the flames... Didn't make it to the cup. They would be playing water polo, not ice hockey."

"A German Dad Joke So, because St. Patrick's Day is tomorrow I asked my dad (who is German) if Germans have any day like St. Patrick's Day. His said, ""Yes, it's called October."""