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Joke of the Day

"If your jokes are corny I'm all ears."

"""Do these horizontal stripes make my country look fat?"" ~ American Flag"

"I Used To Be Against Sodomy Butt fuck it!"

"What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A manila folder!!!"

"Hey guys whose girlfriends wear those giant t-shirts as nightgowns, one day you'll be married, and that shirt's going to fit her."

"What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds? Brexit"

"Hey Dads who think that being home with the kids alone is called ""babysitting"". You're wrong. It's called ""parenting"". Not the same."

"What do you mean I can't identify as a television? Just watch me!"

"Roman Centurion walks into a bar... ...holds up two fingers and says, ""I'll have five beers, please."""

"I spend a lot of time contemplating the mysteries of life, like why the wall the natives built to keep Kong out had a Kong-sized door in it."