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Joke of the Day

"What do you mean I can't identify as a television? Just watch me!"

"My deaf girlfriend just told me to fuck off. That's not a good sign."

"Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team? She kept running away from the ball."

"What's the worst part about being gay? Making love is a real pain in the ass."

"Condoms 1272AD - Arab Muslims invent the first condoms using the lower intestine of goats. 1856AD - English farmers improve on the idea by first removing the intestine from the goat."

"All the roles in Gravity were played by Martin Lawrence."

"Placing my signature wherever i go. Because, signature move!"

"I've noticed you keep tiny pictures of family members in your wallet. Nice, I didn't know you played. I'm looking to trade my Nana card."

"Sex on the beach means sand everywhere. You just do not want extreme exfoliation in some areas."

"What do you call pasta with ketchup? Spaghetto Ba-dum tss."