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Joke of the Day

"I Used To Be Against Sodomy Butt fuck it!"

"What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson."

"I never really got the concept of exact change... It just never made cents."

"What is an orphans favorite beer? Fosters"

"The price of oil has dropped so far that... Exxon-Mobil had to lay off 25 Congressmen."

"I went swimming the other day and nearly drowned. 2 families were there to pull me out. The Smith family and the Ball family. Luckily I was pulled out by the Smiths I went swimming the other day..."

"If you think I'm flirting with you, I'm just being friendly. If you think I'm weird and I make you uncomfortable, I'm flirting with you."

"OMG, I have finally discovered what is wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right, and on the right side there is nothing left ...... intresting"

"Shot my first turkey today.. scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section..."

"I just searched google for 'Lost Medieval Servant Boy' ""Page Not Found"""