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Joke of the Day

"Hey guys whose girlfriends wear those giant t-shirts as nightgowns, one day you'll be married, and that shirt's going to fit her."

"The baker wouldn't finish telling me how he makes bread. He said that information was on a knead-to-know basis."

"[NSFW] How did the Redneck mother know that her daughter was having her period? Grandpa's dick tasted funny."

"How come an extremely angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it takes her a week to pack for vacation?"

"ARCTIC HOOKER Q: What is a hooker in Alaska called? A: A frostitute."

"The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is."

"What's the best side of the house to build a deck on? The outside"

"How do you tell if a woman is a feminist? She'll tell you within five minutes."

"Today I learned that wolves are not ticklish. Tomorrow I need to learn how to tie my shoes with one hand."

"I painted my PC black hoping it would run faster but now it doesn't work at all."