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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A manila folder!!!"
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"The longest joke in the world it's actually longer than allowed on reddit so here's a link: http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"
"Why do nymphomaniacs like submarines? Because they're long, hard and full of seamen."
"What steps do you take if you encounter a bear in the wild? Fucking big ones!"
"Apple just created a new Operating System for the Spanish speaking population It's called Froot-OS."
"""These orthodontic shoes are really great!"" - don't you mean *orthopedic*? ""I stand corrected."""
"He stuck it in the wrong whole http://imgur.com/V7qxO87"
"I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance."
"People who marry for money over love usually end up cheating for love over money!"
"Words can not even begin to describe your beauty and how much I need to borrow your car."