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Joke of the Day

"Realizing his terrible mistake, Judas bitterly hurled his half-eaten Klondike bar into the sea."

"Me:Everything you know about me is a lie.Coworker:So you didnt dance naked in the fountain at the mall?Me: Everything other than that."

"How did Jesus get so ripped? He does crossfit."

"Why did truffle get invited to the party? Cos he was a fun-guy"

"Barbie sets an unrealistic ideal for young girls. Women can't be doctors."

"What is a Mexican's least favorite nursery rhyme? Humpty Dumpty"

"I'm not saying your girlfriend is a whore I'm just saying she's under more sheets than the KKK."

"Teacher: You have the same mistakes as the person next to you, how could that happen? Me: We have the same teacher."

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? Yeah, it runs in your jeans!"

"Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator? He didn't want to see the salad dressing."