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Joke of the Day
"How did Jesus get so ripped? He does crossfit."
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"COP: don't worry sir, we'll find your kids as soon as we can. ME: no hurry."
"Drinking Bud Light is like having sex on a canoe. Cause it's fucking close to water."
"I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got twelve fridges."
"I noticed my wife was reading a book that was titled ""The Silent Wife"". I immediately asked ""That's fiction, right?"""
"Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock? Because that would be ""grounds"" for termination!"
"I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire but I've only come up with one: Lying."
"Mike's dad has three sons.. Snap Crackle and...? Mike"
"Oedipus the King You know, Oedipus the king really gives new meaning to the term ""mother fucker""."
"How five Jews changed the way we see the world: Moses: ""The Law is everything"" Jesus: ""Love is everything"" Marx: ""Money is everything"" Freud: ""Sex is everything"" Einstein: ""Everything is relative"""