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Joke of the Day

"Me:Everything you know about me is a lie.Coworker:So you didnt dance naked in the fountain at the mall?Me: Everything other than that."

"I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80s bands... Apparently there's no Cure."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him. How do you catch a tame unique rabbit? Tame thing.... You unique up on him too."

"What do nuns do? Nunthing"

"My dance moves are so white Charlie Sheen tried to snort them."

"I love telling dad jokes He laughs every time."

"Your mother is so ugly..... That when she fought Scorpion in Mortal Kombat, he yelled, ""Get over there!"""

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virginia mobile"

"Traditional marriage was between a boy's parents and a girl's parents. And maybe some cattle."

"What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread? Inbred."