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Joke of the Day
"Barbie sets an unrealistic ideal for young girls. Women can't be doctors."
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"Reddit is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it."
"I tried to sit through my friend's joke about the void... (xpost from /r/punny/) But it was endless."
"I also like my coffee like i like my slaves. Hand-picked from a third world country. ...I'll show myself out."
"Of ten puns, how many won? No pun in ten did."
"USA lose graciously to Belgium in the World Cup. Obama says no hard feelings & any drones heading towards Belgium are nothing to worry about"
"What do you call a moving company owned by cows? A bunch of moooovers."
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"Did you know there is one colour that can time travel? It can only go to the fuchsia."
"Sorry I can't pay my rent this month, I bought an apple at the airport."