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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump will be more presidential now that he is the nominee No Juan believes that!"
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"I could not have sex with a man..... because I could never fuck something I respect. (Jim Jefferies)"
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"I would tell you a wifi joke ...but i left it InSSIDer.."
"Note to shelf: Thanks for keeping my stuff off the floor."
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"My private health insurance really needs to start covering retail therapy."
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