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Joke of the Day
"What is a Mexican's least favorite nursery rhyme? Humpty Dumpty"
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"Thank you to whoever has been keeping Keanu Reeves busy with a laser pointer for the last 10 years."
"""How was your visit to that new therapist?"" ""Waste of time..."" ""...all he did was show me pictures of my parents fighting."""
"How do programmers get a sixpack? int[][] abs = new int[2][3]"
"A guy walks into a bar... *clang!*... he says ""ouch"" and ducks next time."
"i enjoy Sean Connery's accent as much as the next guy... but im never going to say ""sit on my face"" to my girlfriend while having sex again."
"Saw a bird at my feeder shit on another bird's head and that bird just kept right on eating. I've never before felt this close to nature."
"Oh my god, hotels. Relax. My stay was fine."
"How do you spell Canada in Canadian? C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!"
"What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common? both can be solved with a coat hanger"