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Joke of the Day
"Why did truffle get invited to the party? Cos he was a fun-guy"
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"I must be looking extra good today because this dude with a backpack on the side of the road was giving me the big thumbs up. Thanks man!"
"So I asked my wife, were you faking it last night? She said: no I really was asleep. (I heard this from Gazzo on Penn & Teller: Fool Us)"
"Final words to David before surgery: ""If I don't make it? Swear you'll have me cremated & snort my ashes off a hooker's ass."" He promised."
"Why are linux geeks very introvertish ? Because they never get out of their shell"
"What do you call a seamstress who makes things up? A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work..."
"What's the difference between sand and period blood? You can't gargle sand."
"My Love Life is Like my Ferrari... It's nonexistent"
"women secrets? Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40."
"Engineer Manager joke Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife? ""Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."""