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Joke of the Day

"When a kid wants to snuggle it means you're about to get warmth in your heart and an elbow to every single one of your other organs."

"My Indian friend decided to take off his turban Hats off to him."

"High school girls are a lot like heaven... ...hard to get in to. -[Dylan Mandlsohn](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XwGpz91IDo)"

"I like drawing frat boys on passed out dicks."

"I rolled over and saw a girl laying in bed next to me. ""How the fuck did you get in here?"" I asked. She said, ""You don't remember last night, do you?"" ""I do,"" I replied, ""But my hallway is narrow."""

"Make the little things count Teach math to midgets"

"Don't get why guys complain about ""sleeping on the couch"" I pay good money to sleep on the couch, but I wish the shrink would shut up."

"This girl on Facebook is dying her hair blonde tonight. Omg she's nervous, you guys."

"When life hands you melons... You might be dyslexic."

"Some people are like clouds.. ..Once they fuck off it's a nice day."