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Joke of the Day
"I like drawing frat boys on passed out dicks."
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"Marriage: where all the excitement, laughter and sex is gone but she's still there."
"My GF was annoyed with me and asked me to stop singing Wonderwall Then I said Maybe"
"If I have seizures brought on by soda... Do I have Pepsilepsy?"
"Bikes a bike cannot stand on its own because it is two tired."
"I recently opened a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats Prophets are going through the roof"
"Frodo and Sam are going to start a band... Called; Imagine Baggins"
"A man walks into a bar. A man walks into a bar and takes a seat. The bartender looks up and shouts at him, ""Hey, where the fuck are you going with my bar stool?!"""
"Did you guys hear about the kidnapping today? It's okay though, he woke up."
"LAZY EYE never date a girl with lazy eye. theyre always seeing someone on the side"