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Joke of the Day

"High school girls are a lot like heaven... ...hard to get in to. -[Dylan Mandlsohn](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XwGpz91IDo)"

"In the house of mathematics, where are the tautologies found? They're kept in the Axiom Attic."

"A Little Chemistry Humor Before Finals *Billy was a chemist's son, but now he is no more; what he thought was H2O was H2SO4, hey! *Singing it is more fun"

"[breakup talk] H: Gimme one last chance! M: How can I trust you again? H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!"

"Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up."

"I just found bacteria growing on my chocolate bar. I guess there is life on Mars after all."

"But if two men get married, they'll BOTH be stupid in detergent commercials and then no one will buy the correct detergent."

"What do you call your friend thats a detective? Your Sherlock Homie"

"My friend's dog eats anything and everything. She told me that he was a bottomless Pit...I dunno. He looks more like a Boxer to me."

"Columbus: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Well Columbus: *just yanks me out of my car and drives off in it*"