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Joke of the Day
"My Indian friend decided to take off his turban Hats off to him."
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"I know who's Batman's real son It's Lil Wayne!"
"MOST LETTERS Q: What two words contain the most letters? A: Post office."
"""New Racy Miley Cyrus Photos Leaked."" If you really want to shock us, leak some photos where she's reading a book."
"What did one suicide bomber say to the next? Nothing, he just waved. #punchlinesthatdontwork"
"My wife says she is no longer buying junk food for the family because, ""Everyone just eats it."""
"I just killed a mosquito with a digital clock It was time for him to die."
"Motherhood is like being a fireman putting out fires but everyone is shouting out how you're doing it wrong and criticizing your sweatpants."
"So my teacher asked why I was failing my loud music class... I told him the subject just wasn't my forte"
"Sometimes I think to myself ""I hope to god I'm not agnostic... or do I?"""