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Joke of the Day

"My Indian friend decided to take off his turban Hats off to him."

"My kid asked for help with her report but if I did it for her she won't learn! So I showed how to google, change name, & print on her own."

"How do you know when the Moon is going broke? When it's down to it's last quarter."

"What kind of pie can fly? A Magpie."

"Before and After Sex Before sex,you help each other get naked. after sex,you only dress yourself. moral of the story? In life no one helps you once your fucked!"

"How do birds learn to fly? They just wing it."

"Knock Knock Who's there? To To who? To *whom.*"

"The last time I stayed in a hotel I asked for a wake up call. So the next morning the front desk called me and asked ""What are you doing with your life?"" ""I'm up."""

"Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit? Because she was a cute angle."

"*sees a guy snap fingers at a server. I reach for my bag* Wife: No. We only have one left. We have a baby. Me: (to genie) take his fingers"