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Joke of the Day
"This girl on Facebook is dying her hair blonde tonight. Omg she's nervous, you guys."
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"Posing with your cat to attract men is like posing with your cat to attract men,"
"How the name WIFE was invented They took 1st and last 2 letters of WILDLIFE and invented WIFE :)"
"I hanged myself for being fat The rope broke"
"- What do we want? - A cure for ADD! - When do we want it? - Ducks. I liked a movie. I'm hungry."
"What do you call the second-most hated politician in America? Madam President."
"Plutonium smells just like shit. Pu."
"TIL Thesaurus is not a dinosaur"
"What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction."
"While texting a girl she told me ""I'm board"" so I stopped seeing her. I wasn't offended. I just don't date wood. Or people who can't spell."