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Joke of the Day
"This girl on Facebook is dying her hair blonde tonight. Omg she's nervous, you guys."
Next Joke
"My daughters boyfriend still doesn't know how to tie his shoes... Every time I walk in her room that's all she's doing."
"What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !"
"Girls are like blackjack. I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14."
"Mel Brooks is tired of all the letters from Arnold Schwarzenegger begging for a new space balls movie. In a public statement he said he is the worst schwartz a nagger of them all."
"Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."
"What do you call someone obsessed with France A ouiaboo"
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews? Santa goes *down* the chimney."
"*throws caution to the wind* *blows right back into face*"
"Dance like nobody's watching. Sing like nobody's listening. Walk around the party eating the cheeseball like an apple."