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Joke of the Day
"Some people are like clouds.. ..Once they fuck off it's a nice day."
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"my life is a joke with no punchline"
"Warning: Alcohol may make people appear more fcukable than they actually are."
"GUY WITH TONS OF BLACKLIGHTS AROUND HIS APARTMENT: Hey come on in! GUY WHO LIKES TO RUB CAT URINE ALL OVER HIMSELF: Ummm. Nah I'm good."
"What do you call a talk on male anatomy? A semenar"
"I took my new dog to a Veterinarian. He went in Samoyed but came out Husky."
"Heard someone died from eating a meal that wasn't Instagrammed."
"People who say ""no regrets"" just have too many regrets to keep track of."
"Pamela Anderson What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Answer: Silicon Valley. Just heard this one today and wanted to share. Don't know if this is gonna be a repost."