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Joke of the Day
"When life hands you melons... You might be dyslexic."
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"Dave is coming over. Dave from work or loud and obvious Dave? Outside: THIS RAIN HAS MADE ME WET. I AM WEARING PANTS. MY EYES ARE BLINKING."
"Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch."
"My GF's boobs are pretty odd. I sometimes wish she'd just have 2 of them instead of 3."
"The Story of 3 chinese immegrants"
"What sort of dance do fish do at parties ? The conga !"
"Adderall is really dangerous I'm not sure exactly what happened: I took some, and then I must have blacked out or something... all I know is that I'm a grad student now"
"Whoever thought up the spelling of the word ""queue"" is stueuepid."
"What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!"
"Why does an elephant have four feet? Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches."