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Joke of the Day
"Birdwatching by Jack Daw"
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"I always pictured Madonna playing The Invisible Woman in those Fantastic Four films... ...she would've made a great Immaterial Girl."
"If you see anything posted from me that involves something normal or appropriate,, it is not me. I believe I've been hacked."
"Did you hear about the guy who invented Knock-Knock jokes? He won the no bell prize!"
"I heard that there was a new food court in Coruscant Its called Admiral Ackbar's Admirable Snack Bar"
"[wife talking to me on phone 45 mins after I go to play poker at friends house] ""stop crying for a second...what do you mean you lost me?"""
"What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic? Going inside and asking for a coat hanger."
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles"
"I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" I said, ""No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."""
"Helen Keller walked into a bar And a table, and a chair"