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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who invented Knock-Knock jokes? He won the no bell prize!"

"Name a sub genre of Engineering PORN Armature"

"My cat was looking for a place to sleep today, all she kneaded was my lap."

"Apparently Miley Cyrus called out Taylor Swift for being a bad role model It sounds like Miley has some Bad Blood."

"This morning someone phoned me and told me that I need to sort my fucking life out. It was quite a wake up call."

"What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday? No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know."

"He who laughs first, must be using 3G internet."

"I just signed a deal with my liquor store that when I die I'll be stuffed in the Capt. Morgan pose and displayed inside their store."

"I lost my virginity to a retarded girl I wanted my first night to be special."

"I definitely thought I would have shot the lock off of something by now in my life."