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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who invented Knock-Knock jokes? He won the no bell prize!"

"What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s? Your spine Edit: Thanks guys, made it to the front page. Was my first joke and ~~penis~~ spine joke on Reddit."

"Saying Trump can't be an antisemite because his daughter converted to Judaism is like saying he can't be sexist because he married a woman."

"Thor. He follows the same naming conventions as macho men with their dogs. Thor means thunder. But also the literal translation of Mjolnir is ""crusher""."

"If a midget smokes weed... does he get high, or medium?"

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year."

"Muhammad walks up to the Buddha and says ""Guess what a mosque and 9 year old have in common."" I've been in both."

"Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!"

"What is the Mexicans favorite credit card company? Capital Juan"

"the last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the statue of liberty"