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Joke of the Day

"I heard that there was a new food court in Coruscant Its called Admiral Ackbar's Admirable Snack Bar"

"Did you know that Justin Bieber has a 12 inch cock? Yep. It's in his ass and belongs to Usher."

"I am so proud to be part of a society that needs television commercials to remind us not to lock our kids in hot cars."

"Height of Misunderstanding Wife not talking to Husband & Thinking that She is Punishing him..."

"Jedi Joke Padawan: Master, when I will become a Jedi, will I be allowed to use e-mail? Jedi Master: Of-course my child, only without attachments!"

"Don't assume I have a bad memory if I don't remember what you tell me. More than likely its becasue I don't like you enough to pay attention"

"A dad asks 4-year-old son: ""How'd you sleep last night?"" Son says: ""umm... With my eyes closed?"" Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl."

"Dear God, when I said six zeros salary, I didn't mean only zeros."

"Wine - you're gonna sleep good Beer - you're probably going to hit on your cousin. Whiskey - everyone will see your genitals."

"Two tangents meet at a bar After a long evening the one tangent says: ""That was fun, we should meet again!"" The other: ""You know that isn't going to happen!"""