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"Helen Keller walked into a bar And a table, and a chair"
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"Aspirin Before climbing into bed, a man sets down a glass of water and an aspirin on his wife's bedside table. ""What's this for? I don't have a headache"" she says. ""Good. Let's fuck."""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Pacquiao was chasing it!"
"So how many abortions do you have to have before you can go ""pro""?"
"Who let the dogs out? Knock knock"
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"[ouija board] Who are you? *board begins spelling* G-R-E-E-N--M-A-R-I-O What the -- a Luigi Board?! W-A-H-O-O--I-T-S-A--M-E"
"FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything."
"They sure don't make time machines like they're going to!"
"What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia? Thrown in a lake."