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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles"
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"How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD"
"Some people might think being a gay man with a foot long dick is a good thing But it's just a huge pain in the ass for my boyfriend."
"How do electricians meditate? Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm"
"I hate being used as a thesaurus. A mate just asked another term for ""monkey dung"" and I went apeshit."
"My philosophy to everything I do are governed by the three E's Excellence, Efficiency, and Intelligence"
"There was a devastating fire in my shoe shop. So many lost Soles."
"I never thought a fleshlight would feel like the real thing, but last night I got drunk and totally tried it. And I have to say, it was a pretty good fucksimilie."
"Guys that work at animal shelters get all the bitches."
"The police never think its as funny as you do."