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Joke of the Day

"AN egg walks into a bar...... An egg walks into a bar, along with pancakes, and bacon. The bartender looks up and alertly says. ""Sorry guys, we don't serve breakfast"""

"What company makes Nerds? Your mom."

"Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders... * How I learned this rule is not important."

"why cant you hear a pterodactyl go pee? Dinosaurs are extinct"

"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def leppard"

"I don't even know how my dog can even think how I might fall for the notion someone else tore apart my shoe"

"I would give 10 to most jokes here On a pH scale, cause most of them are just Basic."

"Setup Punchline."

"Doctor doctor my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time."

"Me, December 2016: I'm going to buy this juicer and lose some weight in January Me, January 2017: I have eaten the juicer"