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Joke of the Day
"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def leppard"
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"My wife and I have an ongoing game called ""Wipe Boogers on Stuff in the House"" that she doesn't know we are playing"
"My grandmother laughed when I said I was gonna build a car out of spaghetti. She wasn't laughing when I drove pasta."
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"Don't dwell on bad things that happened in your past. Focus on the terrible things that'll happen tomorrow."
"What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple? Finding half a caterpillar in your apple"
"Did you hear about the Greek priest who left his religion to join Catholicism? They're calling his actions completely unorthodox"
"It creeps me out when my dog watches my wife and I have sex. We hide the videotapes, but he always finds them."
"So we're on for next Friday? Perfect. I'll call you Thursday to reschedule."
"Some people need a sympathetic pat on the head... with a hammer."