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Joke of the Day

"Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders... * How I learned this rule is not important."

"The FBI's terrorist hotline is not a place to chat with hot terrorists. I know that now."

"Angry Stair Why was the stair frustrated and angry? It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!"

"""Bob's here"" Bob the surgeon or Bob who just pretends he's a surgeon? ""We only know one Bob and he's an accountant"" *arm falls off*"

"How many Women Priest are there? Nun."

"You're the last hot dog on the rollers at 7-11 of people."

"Movies are so unrealistic. This guy's using his computer to access an alien ship & not once has it asked if he wants to upgrade his Adobe."

"I once had a friend who really wanted to get run over by a steam train When he did he was chuffed to bits"

"Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football."

"What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -Rock and Roll"