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Joke of the Day

"Setup Punchline."

"Everton fan, Colonel Gaddafi's last wishes were that he should be buried in the number 18 Gascoigne shirt as he wanted to be buried in the Gaza strip."

"What does Beyonce bake her cookies on? Aluminatti foil"

"What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!"

"I knew my camping holiday was doomed when I saw the people at the next pitch struggling with a torn ground sheet and bent pegs. It was a portent."

"I was homeless for 10 years and decided to apply for a position to hold a company's sign on the sidewalk... The company told me that they were sorry but I was overqualified."

"What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common? The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!"

"Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and they will never notice. Call her ugly once and she'll never forget. Because elephants never forget."

"What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow? The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me."

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but the light bulb really has to want to change."