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Joke of the Day

"Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest? He was barking up the wrong tree."

"What do you call a stallion that's had its balls chopped off? A eunuch-orn"

"What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"Can we speak to the Mayans and have the ending of the world earlier than planned? Preferably before the premier of the new Twilight movie."

"""What were you before you came to school boys and girls?"" asked the teacher hoping that someone would say ""babies."" She was disappointed when all the children cried out ""Happy!"""

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?? Yeah, it runs in your jeans..."

"Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team? She kept running away from the ball."

"What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show? A magic show is full of **cunning stunts**"

"Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do."

"I was playing the Witcher 3 and I realized It should be called the Bitcher, cause I slay more pussy than monsters. ( )"