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Joke of the Day
"Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest? He was barking up the wrong tree."
Next Joke
"Joseph: no rooms? Dude she's about to give birth to humanity's savior Innkeeper: sorry busy around Christmas time J: wtf around what time"
"IF SIMBA COULD GROW TO THE SIZE OF A HEALTHY ADULT LION EATING BUGS THEN SO CAN I"
"What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge? You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now."
"We're pregnant? Why stop there couples? Why not we're constipated? Or we're on our period? Or we're disgustingly phony in public together?"
"Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long? They're over two feet"
"I like to abbrev."
"Grammar tip Farther = physical distance Further = metaphorical distance Father = emotional distance"
"You can reach 80 years Doctor: Your health seems to be in such a condition that I believe you can reach 80 years. *But doctor, I am already 80!* You see - I told you to quit smoking."
"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water."