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Joke of the Day

"PERV IN THE LINGERIE STORE Q: Why did the perv go into Victoria's Secret? A: The panties were half off."

"What stories are told by basketball players? Tall stories!"

"You think Japanese teenagers are shocked the first time they see a real live naked woman & it's not all pixelated looking down there?"

"A coworker and myself had a competition to see who was more sensitive I was pretty sad I came in second place."

"Sorry girls, I'm no Bruno Mars, I won't catch a grenade for you. In fact, if such situation ever happened, I'd use you as a human shield."

"Who is the king of the pencil case? The ruler"

"What do you call a Chinese rapist? Peking Dick"

"What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out? A chewing gum you pervert"

"Tired of rap songs starting with MC going ""uhuh uhuh...One two one two...Let's do this..."" No. You shoulda been ready when the song started."

"My ex has made me dinner.. *gives a bit to the dog first*"