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Joke of the Day
"What stories are told by basketball players? Tall stories!"
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"An Trainer talks to one of his Novice Doctor... 'I cannot wait to do this operation!' 'And why is that?' 'If I could not wait to do this operation,I would be no doctor... **'I WOULD BE PATIENT!'**"
"Q: How do you make a woman angry and sick at the same time? Cholera, bitch."
"Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris and Stuart Hall walk into a pub in Ireland The barman says ""Not Yewtree again"""
"Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA ""Gosh!"" he said ""If n only that job was in Texas Ah'd take it!"""
"""We just want to find someone who will-"" *sly grin* -Finish our sentences? ""Exactly."" -death row inmates"
"I always have a suicide note in my shower so that i wont look stupid if i ever slip and crack my head"
"Some say cheetahs are the fastest animal at 60 mph. Not true. Dogs have been clocked at 18,000 mph when the Soviets launched one into space."
"Just think,,, 20 years ago my television set weighed 350lbs.. And my wife weighed 105lbs ..."
"My marriage counselor told me that I suffer from premature ejaculation... I said...""I don't suffer."""